Friday, February 27, 2009

Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

All right folks...just keep your britches on! I knew there might be a question or two about some things posted in my 100 Things About Me posts but I did not expect such a ruckus.

From Installment #3
How I thought I lost my eyesight snorkeling in the Cook Islands:


My eyesight was horrible. As a kid, I had glasses but they gave me headaches so I started wearing contacts at an early age. In late elementary/junior high school my best friend had a pool. I spent many a day swimming with my head above water and occasionally wearing goggles to protect my contacts.

In my mid-twenties, as a Christmas gift my parents paid for my laser eye surgery. It was the best gift ever. My migraines and sensitivity to light decreased and I no longer had to worry about contacts and cases and solution.

A year or two later, I was on vacation with my parents in the Cook Islands in the South Pacific. We had several days of snorkeling planned and it would be my first time with my face in the water since my laser eye surgery.

One day we took a boat out to the beautiful blue fish-filled water. I jumped in with a mask and snorkel and shortly realized that for the first time ever I could take the mask off, open my eyes underwater and see clearly. I assumed perfect vision out of the water meant perfect vision underwater.

I had quite a fright after I took my mask off, opened my eyes in the water and saw fuzzy looking fish. I thought the ocean water reversed the laser eye surgery. I frantically lifted my head out of the water and was extremely relived to find out my vision was still perfect out of the water.

How was I to know that no one can see clearly underwater?
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From Installment #4
How I was taken out of a Vietnamese hospital by ambulance:

I went to Vietnam with two girlfriends. We spent an amazing 2 1/2 weeks traveling from the north to the south of the country. Being girls, we were excited to visit the city of Hoi An and have some clothes tailor-made. With so many new clothes, all three of us had to buy an extra bag to bring them home.

From Hoi An we traveled to Nha Trang and then took an overnight train to Saigon. While exiting the train, weighed down with an extra bag and bleary eyed from a sleepless night, I stumbled on the steps down from the train. Upon reaching the platform I started to feel dizzy and when I looked down I was surprised to see my foot covered in what I thought was thick black oil. My head was swimming so I put down my bags and sat down.

At this point, my two friends got of the train and I noticed they were concerned. I came to realize that the oil on my foot was actually my blood. My friends got some workers at the train station to bandage my foot (shoe and all) and a taxi drove right up on the train platform to whisk me away.

One friend took all our bags (which was quite a feat considering all the new clothes we had made) to a hotel and the other went with me in the taxi to the hospital. At the local hospital I was put in a dirty (by Western standards) examination room and I tried to communicate with the doctor using hand signs.

Based on the amount of blood I had seen come out of me I was pretty sure that I would need stitches. But after a large bug crawled off the wall, on to the examination table and over my leg I was unsure about how sterile the needle in this hospital might be. To the doctor I kept shaking my head "no" and moving my hand up and down as though I was sewing and holding a needle.

Thankfully, my friend at the hotel learned about and contacted SOS International Clinic. When a doctor there heard that I was at the local hospital, the clinic sent an ambulance to get me. The hospital was reluctant to let me leave though. My other friend and I couldn't figure out what the problem was but there was much animated discussion between the hospital doctor and paramedic. The hospital staff watched me like a hawk, I guess for fear I'd dash off in the ambulance with out paying my bill. My bill that was equivalent to $4!

After paying as quickly as possible I was wheeled from the hospital to the ambulance and taken, sirens blaring and lights flashing, to the international clinic.


Thursday, February 26, 2009

100 Things About Me - Installment #4

I enjoy reading bloggers' 100-things-about-me posts. However, by the 32nd thing I usually have forgotten who's blog I'm reading. (Who am I kidding? By #11 I've forgotten!)
I thought it might be fun to try and write one but in the interest of anybody-who-might-actually-read-its sanity I was thoughtful enough to break up the list. In 10 easy installments you can learn everything you ever wanted to know, didn't want to know and could careless about regarding me.

I think it's customary to do this list as your 100th post. My 10th and last installment will be my 100th post (if I can remember).

Here is the fourth installment (#31-#40):
31. We have a cute mutt named Marley...

32. Whom I wish didn't drive me so insane.

33. In a previous life, I worked in advertising.

34. I had a younger brother...

35. Who I miss very much.

36. I love potatoes.

37. I love the smell of sunscreen on the warm shoulders of my nearly-nekked babies.

38. I am directionally challenged.

39. Oh, The Places You'll Go is my favorite book.

40. I've been taken OUT of a Vietnamese hospital by ambulance.


If you are interesting in reading more:
Installment #1
Installment #2
Installment #3

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The other side of the camera - 2/52

Forever In Blue Jeans

I'm participating in what I think is a really smart weekly challenge hosted by Carin at Forever in Blue Jeans. It seems like mamas spend an awful lot of time behind the camera. The idea of this challenge is for mamas to get on the other side of the camera in at least one photo a week.

When my boys grow up they'll inherit hundreds of thousands of photos taken from their childhood, but how many of those will show their mama? At least for this year I can answer 52!

Last week I realized that though I had been writing this blog for 2 1/2 months (and posted 55 times) I had never posted a photo of me.

This week I can't believe that I am actually posting this photo. I don't think I've ever seen one less flattering of myself.

Jack and I are pretending to be robots. We are wearing Wall-e masks and step-stools. Don't be hating 'cause you can't carry off a step-stool like me!

I have to leave you with a cuter photo. Here Jack and Logan are my little robots!


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wordless Wednesday




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Monday, February 23, 2009

A big shout-out to my peeps in Finland!

About a month after starting this blog, I signed up for Google Analytics. (Who am I kidding? Anything technical about this blog was my husband's doing. So he signed my blog up.)

Google Analytics gives me all sorts of interesting but relatively useless info about the folks reading my blog. (And maybe this is a good time to say "thank you" for actually reading my drivel.)

I have had 941 individuals visit my blog. Seriously? 941 different people have managed to find my site. Who'd have thought that many people would have nothing better to do?

Overall I've had 2,000+ visits lasting an average of 2 minutes and 23 seconds. Really? That means some of those 941 people have come to my site multiple times!

How do some of these people find my site you might wonder? (Or maybe you don't wonder but I'm going to tell you anyway!) Apparently some are reading other blogs and clicking through to my site. My blog's top referree is My Charming Kids, because I participate in MckMama's weekly carnival called "Not me!" Monday. The other top referree sites (is that even a word?) are two blogs by mamas I only know through my computer but consider to be friends:
The fact that people would be leaving the above mentioned amazing blogs for my site seems odd to me. It must just be my blog name that intrigues them, right?

Other people find my blog by doing a Google search. For example, if you were to type in "tangerine lane christmas" or "rock star contract demands" my little ole' blog would come up in the search results. And people have actually clicked through to my site from those bizarre combinations of keywords.

And being the worldly mama that I am, I was curious to find out where my readers live: Australia, Saudi Arabia, Japan, Canada, Malaysia (thanks solely to Veronica Lee at Of Rice and Ramen), Germany, Iceland...

I've had two visits from the Fins. They spent more than 13 minutes on my site because I'm guessing my sarcastic wit doesn't translate well in Finnish. Good night Finland!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

"Not me!" Monday



The competition is getting fierce for the MOTYs (Mama of the Year Awards). As usual I was a perfect wife and mother (and daughter and friend) this week. Here are just a few examples of my exemplary mothering showcasing why I deserve this completely fictional prestigious award:

I did NOT laugh and oblige Logan when he begged for a band-aid on his nose after he banged it (though it was not bleeding thereby not worthy of a band-aid according to our family rules) just because I thought it would be a cute photo op.

I did NOT buy both Jack and Logan new rather expensive Sigg bottles (though they already have two each) in an effort to get them to drink more water. I mean really, who needs expensive gadgets to get their kids to drink the most natural thing on the planet.

After writing about how anti-Happy Meals I am, I did NOT let my husband take the boys to McD0n@lds for dinner so I could get a couple minutes of peace and quiet.

We give time-outs at our house and their length is based on the age of the person getting the time-out. So Logan gets 2 minutes and Jack gets 3. Recently, Scott told the boys I had a time-out (because I needed a bit of a break). I did NOT jokingly called out to my husband, "I get 34 minutes, right?" He gave me a quizzical look. Apparently I had forgotten that I am not 34 years old.

Upon hearing that the new girl at Jack and Logan's school fell and possibly broke her arm, I did NOT ask whether or not my boys were anywhere near her at the time she fell. (They were not.)

For more "Not Me!" Monday posts visit MckMama's site.

Friday, February 20, 2009

In my defense...

I'm slowly going insane. In my defense, this is what I deal with daily from my sons:

Regarding drinks:
Jack pitches a fit saying, "I want cold hot chocolate!"

When at home in the middle of the night:
The crying sleep-deprived Logan says, "I wanna go home!"
To which I groggily reply, "We are home."
"But I wannaaaaaa go home!"

Regarding dinner:
One boy says, "I want pasta for dinner."
The other says, "No, I want noodles."
"PASTA!"
"NOODLES!"

Regarding potty training:
"I'm not going pee pee EVER!,"according to Logan

Regarding clothes:
I say, "Jack you had a hard time getting dressed this morning. Let's go ahead and set out your clothes for tomorrow. What do you want to wear?"
"Jeans!" says Jack.
"Um...well, you pitched a fit this morning about jeans. You said you hated them. So what should you wear tomorrow?"
"Jeans!"
"Well, okay." I say with a deep sigh. "Which jeans?"
"The same ones from this morning."
"The exact same ones that you hated this morning because they hurt you all over?"
"Yep!"

When eating out:
"I want a burger. But with no meat.," per Jack

I mean really! Are you boys kidding me?!?!?!?!


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The other side of the camera - 1/52

Forever In Blue Jeans

I'm participating in what I think is a really smart weekly challenge hosted by Carin at Forever in Blue Jeans. It seems like mamas spend an awful lot of time behind the camera. The idea of this challenge is for mamas to get on the other side of the camera in at least one photo a week.

When my boys grow up they'll inherit hundreds of thousands of photos taken from their childhood, but how many of those will show their mama? At least for this year I can answer 52!

This photo was taken in the morning on the way out the door to take the boys to school.

This photo was taken shortly before dinner. The boys and I headed out the door for some fresh air and exercise.

Next week I think I'll have one of the kids take my photo. My husband isn't going to win any photography awards any time soon. (Sorry honey!)


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

100 Things About Me - Installment #3

I enjoy reading bloggers' 100-things-about-me posts. However, by the 32nd thing I usually have forgotten who's blog I'm reading. (Who am I kidding? By #11 I've forgotten!)
I thought it might be fun to try and write one but in the interest of anybody-who-might-actually-read-its sanity I was thoughtful enough to break up the list. In 10 easy installments you can learn everything you ever wanted to know, didn't want to know and could careless about regarding me.

I think it's customary to do this list as your 100th post. My 10th and last installment will be my 100th post (if I can remember).

Here is the third installment (#21-#30):
21. Nothing makes me happier than my two boys being sweet to each other.

22. I love my bed.

23. I love to sleep.

24. I love pajamas. (Are you sensing a theme?)

25. I thought I lost my eyesight while snorkling in the Cook Islands.*

26. Coke Zero is my drink of choice.

27. My parents are my greatest role models.

28. Kiwi makes my lips and tongue go numb.

29. I have a congenital heart defect.

30. My husband and I sleep European style (no flat sheet or blanket, just a fitted sheet and a duvet). (TMI?)

* A funny story for another day...


If you are interesting in reading more:
Installment #1
Installment #2

Monday, February 16, 2009

Silly boys!

You get what you get...

Jack said that when he grows up he wants to be a "builder" because he's really good at building things.

To which Scott said, "Will you build Mama and Papa a house?"

"Not today."

Scott clarifies, "No, I didn't mean today. When you're grown up and a builder...we'd like our house to be walking distance to the beach from the backyard and walking distance to a pond or lake from the front yard."

To which Jack replied, "Papa, you get what you get and you don't get upset."
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The doctor will see you now...

Logan and I were sitting on the edge of my bed. "I'm the doctor. You lie down, Mama," he says as he pushed me over.

"I look in your ears. Mama, you have dirt!"

"I look in your mouth," he said as he pried my mouth open with his little fingers. "Mama, you have apples in there."

"I look in your nose. Mama, you have spiderweb in there!," he said laughing.

I said, "Your bedside manner leaves a little something to be desired!"


Sunday, February 15, 2009

"Not me!" Monday



The competition is getting fierce for the MOTYs (Mama of the Year Awards). As usual I was a perfect wife and mother (and daughter and friend) this week. Here are just a few examples of my exemplary mothering showcasing why I deserve this completely fictional prestigious award:

In a desperate effort to keep the family from going stir-crazy at home, I did NOT drag them to the beach though it was overcast and 56 degrees.

I did NOT let Logan eat so much T@rget popcorn right before dinner that he threw up as soon as we parked the car at the restaurant. I did NOT then say, "Well, at least now he has room in his belly to eat dinner!"

When writing a post about how Scott and I started our relationship, I did NOT get lots of major a few minor details wrong.

I am NOT ridiculously behind on updating the monthly photo blog I maintain because I'm blogging cleaning the house, doing laundry, washing the dishes and spending tons of quality time with my boys.

I did NOT "pretend" to not hear the boys arguing because I was "busy" writing an email. I did NOT actually think to myself, "Well, it's time they (a three year old and two year old) learned valuable life lessons about sharing and negotiations."

For more "Not Me!" Monday posts visit MckMama's site.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Valentine Scavengers

I had bought the boys each several small things for Valentine's Day. Instead of just dropping the loot unceremoniously in their lap Valentine's Day morning, I decided to put together a little scavenger hunt around the house.

I was secretly hoping that Scott and I could quietly rest in our warm bed while the boys created mini tornadoes from room to room. But no such luck... Of course, Scott grabbed the video camera and I grabbed the digital camera.

I was amazed at how quickly they found everything. Unfortunately, the time I spent putting the game together far, far exceeded how long it took them to complete the scavenger hunt.

It's a good thing my boys have vivid imaginations. Otherwise, I'm not sure they would have been able to decipher my horrible drawings original artwork which served as their clues.
The final clue led to new CDs. We love kids music (good kids music) like Lisa Loeb and Dan Zanes.


An Unconventional Love Story - Part 1

Happy Valentine's Day!

I thought I'd put it out there...our unconventional love story. I have a horrible memory and I'm embarrassed to say that I've already forgotten details. I can't wait to compare notes with Scott after he's read this...he's got the memory in this relationship...

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In college, Scott and I met through a mutual friend. Actually, Yael was one of my two best friends and roommates. She and Scott had just spent sometime in Europe with a small group of other students and became good friends. But when they returned she introduced me to him and somehow I stole him. I didn't mean to. She and Scott remained good friends but Scott and I became great friends.

He was the friend that I did all sorts of random stuff with. We would go to W@lmart at midnight, The Salvation Army looking for Halloween costumes, driving around town looking for something, anything to do, etc.

Scott was a grade higher than me. But after he graduated, he stayed in our college town so we were still able to hang out. After I graduated, I wanted to go back to Europe (I had spent a semester there in college) before I settled down to find a job. Scott also wanted to go back. So we spent a month backpacking through Europe.

On the trip, Scott wanted to see the leaning tower in Pisa, Italy. I had already been there on my previous trip and wanted to visit new places. I tried to convince him that maybe we could split up for a couple of days. Scott is not the most adventurous traveler and the thought of being alone in a non-English speaking country was not something he was comfortable with. But I wouldn't budge. I wasn't going back to Pisa. (You'll need to know this because it plays into our honeymoon.)

Many of our friends, Yael included, thought for sure that we'd come back from this trip as a couple. In fact, after one month with no one to talk to but each other and close quarters, we barely said goodbye to each other at the airport when we got back in the States.

After some breathing room, Scott and I resumed our friendship. Scott ended up moving from our college town to "the big city" and I headed to my parents because I had a difficult time finding a job.

While living at my parent's house, Scott managed to visit me once. He had just had his wisdom teeth removed and was driven up by some friends. They dropped him on my parents door stop and disappeared. Because he was on serious pain killers I didn't know what to do other than drive him around and see the local tourist sites. While driving him on the world famous 17 Mile Drive in Pebble Beach, Scott fell asleep. I didn't know what to do with him so I just kept driving. The lush golf courses with herds of deer, the amazing beaches with huge waves crashing on the rocks, the magnificent mansions, the famed Lone Cypress...he missed it all while dozing. (You'll need to know this info because it plays into the marriage proposal.)

And all the time, Scott and I had a strictly platonic relationship. Lots of acquaintances and even friends assumed otherwise but Scott and I were just best friends.

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Wow...this story is taking a long, long time to tell. I guess I'll have to finish it another day... Besides, I'm guessing Scott will have some corrections for me!


Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hold me to it!

This year I cheated on the valentines for the boys to hand out at their preschool. I wanted to be one of those mamas with the kids handing out homemade valentines. I was thinking that my boys (at 2 3/4 and almost 4 years old) were a bit too young to make "nice" valentines.

So tomorrow Jack will be giving his friends red and white bouncy balls and Logan is passing out zipper pulls (cupcakes for the girls and pirates for the boys).




Next year we are going to make these heart shaped crayons:

And I'm posting this 1.) to remind myself that though the boys can't yet operate the oven, they can and will break crayons and 2.) so that on the off chance anyone is still reading this blog a year from now and actually remembers that I made this promise they can hold me to it!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wordless Wednesday


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Monday, February 9, 2009

A Tip for Tuesday

I've been known to post sarcastic tips about various things: what to do when in public and the front of your shirt is covered in poop, how to use lollipop goop as a hair-styling product and how to "even out" a stain on your kiddos' clothes.

But today I'm posting a REAL tip, sans sarcasm.

For Jack's upcoming birthday we are going to Disneyland in lieu of a party. I'm not a Disney fan (gasp! can someone admit that without being stoned to death?). In my humble opinion, it is not the happiest place on earth. But we've never taken the kids so I will be seeing things with fresh eyes for my eldest's birthday. But thinking about the dreaded upcoming trip has reminded me about the safety precautions our family takes when we head out to crowded places.

  • When we get to our destination I take close-up and full length photos of the boys with my digital camera. The boys just think I'm being a mamarazzi when in reality I'm recording exactly what they look like (clothes and all) in case we are separated. I can show the photos to park security (or god forbid, the police) if need be.
  • Since our boys are so young and I don't want to freak them out with 'stranger danger' info just yet, we keep it simple. We make sure they know that if we get separated they should find a mama to talk to. I know personally that if a child came up to me saying that they were lost, I'd stay with them until their parents were found even after park security was brought in to help. I can only hope that another mama would do the same for my kids.
  • Lastly, I have the boys wear dog collars. (No, not around their necks. But as bracelets.) They are thin nylon straps custom made extra small (think a Chihuahua's neck). Each is embroidered with just my cell phone number. The boys know that after they tell another mama that they are lost, they should show them the numbers on their bracelets.

I certainly hope all these safety precautions are for naught. But better safe than sorry, right? Anyone have any further ideas for really young kids?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

"Not me!" Monday



Another week has come and gone and I can hardly believe that I'm still in the running for the MOTYs (Mama of the Year Awards). Actually, I guess I can believe it because I'm a perfect wife and mother (and daughter and friend). The MOTYs must have heard of my exemplary mothering this week to keep me in the running for this completely fictional prestigious award. Here are just a few examples:

Sometimes I do NOT still forget to have my boys brush their teeth even after I did NOT make an eclectic centerpiece of their vitamins, toothbrushes and toothpaste on the table we eat our meals at.

I do NOT let Logan watch way too much TV in the mornings because he gets up at 5AM and I'm desperate to try and get a few more seconds of shut-eye.

I did NOT beg and plead with my sons' preschool director to not close early (at 11:45AM!) on rainy days. I can surely find something to do indoors to entertain my boys for several hours a day.

The boys and I did NOT drive my husband to work in the morning, drive back to his work to take him to lunch and drive to pick him after work all in one day in an effort to "entertain" my kids on a rainy day.

I did NOT pass out at 9PM from sheer exhaustion (falling asleep in clothes) when I had dirty dishes overflowing the sink and several loads of laundry in desperate need of washing. (Hmmm...I guess I should also say that I did have NOT dirty dishes overflowing the sink and several loads of laundry in desperate need of washing.)


For more "Not Me!" Monday posts visit MckMama's site.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Who's who?

Which little monkey:
  • interrupts your talking to say "I've got a plan," and then proceeds to say nearly word for word everything you just outlined
  • can make a lollipop last for several hours
  • actually believes that his mama uses a really long rope to catch stars from the sky above our backyard in order to make chicken, veggie and star-shaped pasta soup for dinner


Which little love bug:
  • ends nearly every sentence with either, "Okay guys?" or "How 'bout dat?"
  • says "I neeeeeed youuuuu" when you pick him up (and not as in I-need-you-to-do-this-or-that-for-me but as in I-can't-live-without-you!)
  • begged and pleaded with his mama to let him draw with a black marker on his own forehead (luckily after much shrewd negotiation we settled on a pink marker on his arms...whew!)


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

100 Things About Me - Installment #2

I enjoy reading bloggers' 100-things-about-me posts. However, by the 32nd thing I usually have forgotten who's blog I'm reading. (Who am I kidding? By #11 I've forgotten!)
I thought it might be fun to try and write one but in the interest of anybody-who-might-actually-read-its sanity I was thoughtful enough to break up the list. In 10 easy installments you can learn everything you ever wanted to know, didn't want to know and could careless about regarding me.

I think it's customary to do this list as your 100th post. My 10th and last installment will be my 100th post (if I can remember).

Here is the second installment (#11-#20):
11. I cry when I hear patriotic music.

12. I wish Gilmore Girls never went off air.

13. I wear t-shirts...

14. And capri pants everyday.

15. I've never giggled as hard as when I zorbed in New Zealand.

16. I think Matchbox cars are one of the best inventions of the 20th century.

17. I've been skydiving.

18. I am a vegetarian...

19. And have been since I was 8 years old.

20. Chili's makes the best veggie burgers, in my opinion.


If you are interesting in reading more:
Installment #1


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!

Two awards in one week! How could one gal get so lucky? You all must really tolerate me!

Kristin, a busy working mom to 2 teens and 2 little girls from China, at A Family is Forever presented me with The Friendship Award.
friend award
"These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find friends and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships will be propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly- written text into the body of their award."

I feel really honored to receive this award. I hate to admit that I don't have many friends in real life but I'm really enjoying getting to know other bloggers and forming friendships through cyberspace.

The friends that I would like to pass on this award to are:
JD at Infinite Adventures @ the Zoo
Shosh at Day by Glorious Day
Tim at Fort Thompson
Jane Anne at Gravity of Motion
Alicia at More Than Words
Kristin at P A J A M A M A M A
Donnetta at Life in the Fast Lane


Donnetta at Life in the Fast Lane, my newest blogging friend, is a mom to 3 kids and presented me with the Life is Grand Award.
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According to the rules, I'm to list 5 reasons that I think life is grand and pass this award on to 5 friends.

I think life is grand because:
1. All my immediate and extended family members are blessed with good health.
2. My boys are happy and well-adjusted and loved and lovable.
3. I am married to a wonderful husband and papa.
4. I've 'met' so many new friends through blogging...I enjoy reading about others' experiences and relating to other mamas.
5. People actual read my blog and give me comment love.

The bloggers that I pass this award to are:
Kristin at A Family is Forever
Denise at There is Always Room for One More
Kami at My A Team
Lisa at Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy

I really wish I had time to write up a description of all the blogs I mentioned for the two awards but I am beat! I can honestly say that I read and enjoy them all on a daily basis.

Whew! All this adoration (to me and from me) is exhausting. Now I'm off to go parade around my house in a plastic tiara blowing kisses and waving like a beauty pageant contestant to my confused sons.

Thanks again for the awards, Kristin and Donnetta.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Not So Happy Meals

Jack asks for McDonald's frequently. Which is odd because he doesn't like their burgers, barely touches the fries and is usually disappointed with the toy in the Happy Meals. I guess it's about the hope of something good...maybe, just maybe, he'll find the world's largest lollipop and a kid-sized motorcycle in his next Happy Meal.

In our house, we talk about green light, yellow light and red light food. (When you have 2 boys, it seems that everything comes down to a car/driving analogy.)

Fast food is red light food which is supposed to mean that you never eat it but really, who lives this way? For us, this means that we rarely eat it. But why is it that kids get a prize for eating red light food? It just doesn't seem right...

So my husband and I recently invented the Makes-Mama-Happy Meal.

There is a restuarant with healthy-ish (is that a word?) food that we like to go to. And the boys always eat well there. But for some reason, if we mention this restaurant Jack instantly starts whining.

So I now keep a stash of $1 toys in the back of my car. Whenever, Scott and I want to go to this restaurant we tell the boys they can get the Makes-Mama-Happy Meal. They eat their veggies, get a prize for it and make me happy in the process!
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So step on up to the counter and order your Makes-Mama-Happy Meal.
We have the Banzai Veggie Bowl:
Or the red pepper and flank steak salad:

We also have the chopped veggie salad (not pictured). More menu items to come!
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And for the record, no, I don't believe in bribing kids to eat well. But I really don't believe in bribing them to eat unhealthy (AKA the Happy Meal).

So what is in your Makes-Mama-Happy Meal?

Note: The green/yellow/red light food idea comes from Eat Healthy, Feel Great.
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This wasn't a Makes-Mama-Happy Meal but I was pretty happy when after eating a 3rd helping of my veggie pasta I asked Logan if he just wanted to eat the rest out of the pot and he said "yes!"


Sunday, February 1, 2009

"Not me!" Monday



It seems like every week the the MOTYs ask for more proof of my exemplary mothering in order to be considered for the annual Mama of the Year Awards. I provided them with the following list of things I'd never ever do in order to show them that I'm the best candidate for this completely fictional prestigious award:

I did NOT let my kids play in puddle of the dirtiest nastiest brown water because I was desparate to have the kids out of the house.

On our kitchen table, I do NOT have a delightfully unusual centerpiece of kids vitamins, toothbrushes and toothpaste in an effort to remind this mama to have her kids brush their pearly yellows whites ever more frequently. I do NOT need such a blatant reminder for my kids oral hygiene because I'm great a remembering things that are so important.

While taking my boys to school, I did NOT drive back and forward, back and forward, back and forward over the traffic sensor on the road in an effort to get a traffic light to change more quickly so I could get the boys to school sooner.

I did NOT tell my husband that since I cooked FOUR nights straight that I deserved a reward, like maybe going out for dinner or getting take out.

After asking Logan what he wanted to bring to show & share at school, I did NOT laugh out loud when he said "my poop!" I did NOT praise him for going poop on the potty while trying to convience him that poop was not an appropriate thing to show or share. I did NOT spit out some of my drink after he then replied that he wanted to bring his "penuts" (how he pronounces penis) for show & share. (Eventually we settled on a toy car but I did warn the teacher in case he started to pull his pants down during show & share.)

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