Jack said that when he grows up he wants to be a "builder" because he's really good at building things.
To which Scott said, "Will you build Mama and Papa a house?"
Scott clarifies, "No, I didn't mean today. When you're grown up and a builder...we'd like our house to be walking distance to the beach from the backyard and walking distance to a pond or lake from the front yard."
To which Jack replied, "Papa, you get what you get and you don't get upset."
___________________________________The doctor will see you now...
Logan and I were sitting on the edge of my bed. "I'm the doctor. You lie down, Mama," he says as he pushed me over.
"I look in your ears. Mama, you have dirt!"
"I look in your mouth," he said as he pried my mouth open with his little fingers. "Mama, you have apples in there."
"I look in your nose. Mama, you have spiderweb in there!," he said laughing.
I said, "Your bedside manner leaves a little something to be desired!"