Friday, February 20, 2009

In my defense...

I'm slowly going insane. In my defense, this is what I deal with daily from my sons:

Regarding drinks:
Jack pitches a fit saying, "I want cold hot chocolate!"

When at home in the middle of the night:
The crying sleep-deprived Logan says, "I wanna go home!"
To which I groggily reply, "We are home."
"But I wannaaaaaa go home!"

Regarding dinner:
One boy says, "I want pasta for dinner."
The other says, "No, I want noodles."
"PASTA!"
"NOODLES!"

Regarding potty training:
"I'm not going pee pee EVER!,"according to Logan

Regarding clothes:
I say, "Jack you had a hard time getting dressed this morning. Let's go ahead and set out your clothes for tomorrow. What do you want to wear?"
"Jeans!" says Jack.
"Um...well, you pitched a fit this morning about jeans. You said you hated them. So what should you wear tomorrow?"
"Jeans!"
"Well, okay." I say with a deep sigh. "Which jeans?"
"The same ones from this morning."
"The exact same ones that you hated this morning because they hurt you all over?"
"Yep!"

When eating out:
"I want a burger. But with no meat.," per Jack

I mean really! Are you boys kidding me?!?!?!?!


11 comments:

  1. Heheeee. How is it this sounds so familiar !! Are you sure you're not posting about my family!

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  2. OMGosh, I sooooo hear these sort of things daily too....I guess that's why I am slowly going crazy LOL If you can't beat them...

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  3. Hahaha, so true!!

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  4. Love it! Makes me not feel so alone in this crazy kid world.

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  5. Oh My! Now those are funny!!! Pasta, noodles, pasta, noodles. I am seriously laughing out loud here.

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  6. That was such a funny post. Everytime I start putting my clothes on Will runs up to me and says "Daddy I whanna go hooooome" Same thing I guess. I will never get that.

    Love and Prayers,

    Tim

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  7. Hi to a fellow Mifan Mommy!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog. Your posts are cracking me up. Now that my son is finally talking, I think I will be hearing more and more stuff like this!!! At least you know enough to just laugh about it!
    Elizabeth

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  8. Hey fellow Mifan Mommy. Thanks for stopping by our family blog. I wanted to stop by yours as well and get to know some other mommies, great idea by the way.

    MeDenne Jones

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  9. Hey my Mama Blogger Amazing Race contestant-- there's an award for you on my blog!

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  10. But just look at 'em up in that picture. It's worth every bit of it. Now you need to throw a few of those contradictions back at them and see how they react! Of course, it will probably make perfect sense to them, lol. :)

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  11. The joy of boys, eh? I couldn't help but giggle. I imagine I'll be in your shoes sonner or later. My Logan is non-verbal, but his little brother more than makes up for it. Just one difference. Levi's is a broken record. Cause you know, I need to hear the same word at least a dozen times... Gotta love 'em to pieces!

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