If the front of your shirt ends up covered in poop while you are out in public and you have made the unfortunate decision not to carry spare clothes with you at all times, simply fold the bottom of your shirt up. This protects anything your shirt may touch from becoming contaminated and makes a daring fashion statement. (Maybe the half-shirt will make a comeback for chubby mamas?)
This tip sponsored by Logan!
(And if you'd like to hear more about the delightful event that left me covered in poop you can read this week's Not Me Monday post.)