Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Random Tip #48

If the front of your shirt ends up covered in poop while you are out in public and you have made the unfortunate decision not to carry spare clothes with you at all times, simply fold the bottom of your shirt up. This protects anything your shirt may touch from becoming contaminated and makes a daring fashion statement. (Maybe the half-shirt will make a comeback for chubby mamas?)

This tip sponsored by Logan!

(And if you'd like to hear more about the delightful event that left me covered in poop you can read this week's Not Me Monday post.)


  1. Logan is a fashion guru. I will have to try that sometime.

  2. Move to Canada... Where winter jackets and snowsuit add more options to situations such as these ;)

  3. You're going to milk that covered in poop story for all it's worth, huh? LOL Actually, I think it deserves even more than 2 posts! Its pretty legendary and the legend only grows the more you mention it. Take it from someone who knows from personal experience.

    I have a poop story too. When we adopted Jenna we flew around the world coming home, of course, and we were on our FINAL flight when Jenna decides to fill her diaper with a liquidy substance that was NOT urine. I had a change of clothes for her but not me and OF COURSE she got it all over the front of my lap. Thank goodness we didn't have people there to greet us but the poor people on the plane. I still owe those poor people because I'm sure I was pretty rank, not that I would know since I can't smell. But still. I walked off the plane with my sweater wrapped around my waist and Jenna strategically placed. A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do!


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