So, the MOTYs have asked for further proof of my exemplary mothering to be considered for the annual Mama of the Year Awards. (Apparently someone is running a smear campaign against me!) I provided them with the following list of things I'd never ever do in order to show them that I'm the best candidate for this
I did NOT run out of deodorant and have to use Scott's, much to his disgust. I did NOT smell like a man all day, much to my disgust!
I did NOT know unequivocally that Jack was sick when he looked at Logan dreamily and said, "I love you, brother."
I did NOT have a panic attack when I realized that our take-out menus were missing.
I did NOT order a pizza for delivery so that I could use my dinner-making time to bake a dessert instead.
I did NOT tell the boys that I would play hide-and-seek with them and then let them hide while I "looked" for them by sitting on my butt blogging and shouting, "Oh, where are you?" occasionally.
I am NOT spending way too much time blogging thereby ignoring Jeff and Loyd. Wait...what are my kids' names again?
__________________________________MckMama is not hosting "Not me!" Monday today as her youngest is in the hospital having some major heart trouble. I'm thinking good thoughts that Stellan's little heart stops beating so fast and is able to come home to the rest of his family soon.