So, I've been out shopping for my gown to wear to the MOTYs. You know...the MOTYs are the annual Mama of the Year Awards. I heard through the grapevine that I'm a shoo in. It's a good thing I didn't do any of the following or I could be out of the running for this
I did NOT manage to raise a kid that all of a sudden doesn't like pizza. (My husband, who used to work at a local pizza place, is now unsure whether or not the kid is really his.)
While busy cleaning the house, I did NOT tell the boys that I was too busy to find their helmets though I had just handed them their skateboards.
I do NOT routinely ask the boys, "What are we having for dinner tonight?"
When the boys said, "Mama, let's go clean up," I did NOT say, "Maybe we could just watch TV in bed instead?"
At 3:50 PM I did NOT completely freak out and think that I had left the oven on (since it said 350 on the display) since making the boys mini pizzas (at 350 degrees) before school that morning.
I do NOT sometimes turn on the TV to get the boys dressed. It is NOT so much easier to get dressed little wide-eyed slack-jawed zombies than wiggle-monsters.
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