Thank goodness Stellan is out of the hospital and back at home with his many small siblings! Though my "Not me! Monday" posts were on hiatus while he and his mama, host of this weekly carnival, were in the hospital, I was saving up my list of things I absolutely positively did not do.
I did NOT panic at the thought of spending ALL day, EVERY day with my kids over their Spring Break.
I did NOT fall asleep at 8:30, before Jack and Logan were even asleep. (Sorry Scott!)
I did NOT find more that $50 worth of returnable Target merchandise around my house. That would be a disgusting display of my addiction (to all things Target).
You may have heard the phrase, "Parenting is like being pecked to death by chickens." Well, at one point on a crazy overwhelming day, I did NOT look down at my two children and actually "see" them as pecking chickens.
I do NOT encourage my children to play "secret agent" solely because they always whisper when they play it.
I can NOT be found siting on the floor of my bathroom or on a stool in the kitchen reading blogs.
I am a perfect wife and mama. I'd never do things like that.
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