Jack pitches a fit saying, "I want cold hot chocolate!"
When at home in the middle of the night:
The crying sleep-deprived Logan says, "I wanna go home!"
To which I groggily reply, "We are home."
"But I wannaaaaaa go home!"
One boy says, "I want pasta for dinner."
The other says, "No, I want noodles."
Regarding potty training:
"I'm not going pee pee EVER!,"according to Logan
I say, "Jack you had a hard time getting dressed this morning. Let's go ahead and set out your clothes for tomorrow. What do you want to wear?"
"Jeans!" says Jack.
"Um...well, you pitched a fit this morning about jeans. You said you hated them. So what should you wear tomorrow?"
"Well, okay." I say with a deep sigh. "Which jeans?"
"The same ones from this morning."
"The exact same ones that you hated this morning because they hurt you all over?"
When eating out:
"I want a burger. But with no meat.," per Jack
I mean really! Are you boys kidding me?!?!?!?!