- made his teacher cry because he was so sweet saying "That's okay, Mama. I'll take care of him" when I told him that his younger brother might get sad when I left the classroom
- said "I've got to lay off of the cashews because I'm getting older"
- has me apply his temporary tattoos upside down on his belly so he can see them when he looks down
Which little love bug:
- managed to completely soak my pantleg in pee while sitting 2 inches from the potty
- shouts "Wock 'n Woll" when playing his miniature guitar
- locked my car's steering wheel while pretending to be a race car driver so that I had to have my husband come from work to rescue us