So, I've been out shopping for my gown to wear to the MOTYs. You know...the MOTYs are the annual Mama of the Year Awards. I heard through the grapevine that I'm a shoo in. It's a good thing I didn't do any of the following or I could be out of the running for this
I did NOT do a "happy dance" on the first day back to school.
I have NOT resorted to bribery everytime Logan barely glances at the potty.
I have NOT forgotten to have the boys brush their teeth in...well, I'm not sure how long. I would never have NOT done that..."dats 'gusting!" as Logan would say and especially in light of Logan's potty bribery being sugar-based.
I did NOT seriously consider giving Logan a mohawk haircut just to try and offset Jack's insane hair.
I did NOT sit each of my kids in the sink of a public restroom to wash the sand off them as though it were their private bathtub.
I did NOT bribe Jack with a popsicle if he could convince Logan to pee on a tree at the park.
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