Thursday, June 18, 2009

I am...

I am a snotty-nose wiper. I am a dirty-butt cleaner.

I am a best friend. I am a worst enemy.

I am a laundress. I am a chef. I am a chauffeur.

I am a Chief Operating Officer. I am a snack maker.

I am a school lunch packer. I am a personal jungle-gym.

I am a boo-boo kisser. I am a bedtime tucker-iner.

I am a peace keeper. I am a negotiator. I am a spider catcher.

I am a TV channel changer. I am movie starter.

I am a playmate. I am a teacher. I am a disciplinarian.

I am a story reader. I am a lullaby singer. I am a snuggler.

I am a gift wrapper. I am a party planner. I am a cupcake maker.

I am a schedule keeper. I am a time-out timer. I am a sunscreen applier.

I am a personal shopper. I am a tooth-brusher.

I am a mama.

C'mon mamas...what did I leave out?


  1. Aww... this is cool! I love it.

  2. My list would also read - "I am a band parent and a booster."

    But that's kinda specific for me. Great list!

  3. SO well said! How about .. I am grocery shopper. I am a nutritionist. I am keeper of Pop Tarts. :)

  4. You are the chauffeur. Most importantly, you are the keeper of the Tartar!!!! Bwahahahaha! have you used it yet? Your last comment on my blog had me howling!

  5. If you're anything like me, you're a purse stasher and crumb finder. I stash fifty million things for my kids in my purse, and I'm always picking up crumbs from every corner of my house, purse, and car!

  6. Hmmm...I think you covered it all!
    How about Summer Survivalist! ha ha! Such a great list! Moms are awesome :)

  7. Hmm, therapist? Banker?? Think you got it covered. Great list.

  8. Oh I just love made me realize all the things mom's actually do a lot of the time! WOW.... :) :) (We are busy bees. LOL)

  9. I love this. I am working on your bloggity tag now.
    I'm a bath giver a board game player & referee. :)
    You did a great job. Not too many more I can think of.

  10. That pretty much sums it up. Very nicely I might add.

  11. You forgot to say "I'm an amazing, strong, beautiful, woman!"

  12. This is good!! How about janitor, Home Affairs Minister or Financial Controller??!!!!

  13. I love your list! You've covered every possible angle! :)

  14. Love your list. I seem to always end of carrying everybody's stuff, no matter where we go. So would that make me the "pack mule"? Just a thought.

    Have a great weekend.

  15. Great list. You're also a psychologist I would think.

  16. here's some other ideas.
    i am (or Carey is) the maid and the butler.
    i am the inventor.
    i am the mamamacgyver (oh, yes! i'm still on my macgyver kick!)

  17. You nailed this! We are all those things, aren't we?

  18. HEY! What about picture not forget your 52 weeks of Momma photos!!


  19. Our job sure isn't boring, is it?! This post reminded me of one I did that was simliar quite a while ago - though my list was not all inclusive like yours. Here it is: This Job Isn’t Boring.

    Gotta love that on that day I listed "Prisoner" due to kid handcuffs!!


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