I am a snotty-nose wiper. I am a dirty-butt cleaner.
I am a best friend. I am a worst enemy.
I am a laundress. I am a chef. I am a chauffeur.
I am a Chief Operating Officer. I am a snack maker.
I am a school lunch packer. I am a personal jungle-gym.
I am a boo-boo kisser. I am a bedtime tucker-iner.
I am a peace keeper. I am a negotiator. I am a spider catcher.
I am a TV channel changer. I am movie starter.
I am a playmate. I am a teacher. I am a disciplinarian.
I am a story reader. I am a lullaby singer. I am a snuggler.
I am a gift wrapper. I am a party planner. I am a cupcake maker.
I am a schedule keeper. I am a time-out timer. I am a sunscreen applier.
I am a personal shopper. I am a tooth-brusher.
I am a mama.
C'mon mamas...what did I leave out?
Aww... this is cool! I love it.
ReplyDeleteMy list would also read - "I am a band parent and a booster."
ReplyDeleteBut that's kinda specific for me. Great list!
SO well said! How about .. I am grocery shopper. I am a nutritionist. I am keeper of Pop Tarts. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are the chauffeur. Most importantly, you are the keeper of the Tartar!!!! Bwahahahaha! have you used it yet? Your last comment on my blog had me howling!
ReplyDeleteIf you're anything like me, you're a purse stasher and crumb finder. I stash fifty million things for my kids in my purse, and I'm always picking up crumbs from every corner of my house, purse, and car!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I think you covered it all!
ReplyDeleteHow about Summer Survivalist! ha ha! Such a great list! Moms are awesome :)
you've been tagged ;)
ReplyDeleteHmm, therapist? Banker?? Think you got it covered. Great list.
ReplyDeleteOh I just love this...it made me realize all the things mom's actually do a lot of the time! WOW.... :) :) (We are busy bees. LOL)
ReplyDeleteYou're a great mom!
ReplyDeleteI love this. I am working on your bloggity tag now.
ReplyDeleteI'm a bath giver a board game player & referee. :)
You did a great job. Not too many more I can think of.
That pretty much sums it up. Very nicely I might add.
ReplyDeleteI like this!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to say "I'm an amazing, strong, beautiful, woman!"
ReplyDeleteThis is good!! How about janitor, Home Affairs Minister or Financial Controller??!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your list! You've covered every possible angle! :)
ReplyDeleteLove your list. I seem to always end of carrying everybody's stuff, no matter where we go. So would that make me the "pack mule"? Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend.
Great list. You're also a psychologist I would think.
ReplyDeletehere's some other ideas.
ReplyDeletei am (or Carey is) the maid and the butler.
i am the inventor.
i am the mamamacgyver (oh, yes! i'm still on my macgyver kick!)
You nailed this! We are all those things, aren't we?
ReplyDeleteHEY! What about picture taker....do not forget your 52 weeks of Momma photos!!
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Jill
Our job sure isn't boring, is it?! This post reminded me of one I did that was simliar quite a while ago - though my list was not all inclusive like yours. Here it is: This Job Isn’t Boring.
ReplyDeleteGotta love that on that day I listed "Prisoner" due to kid handcuffs!!
You my friend are AWESOME!
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