All this summer I heard:
You just don't get it! - Jack
Can I have an iPod? - Jack
You ruined my life! - Logan
I'm not your son anymore! - Jack
It's so hard raising teenagers...
Oh, wait...my kids are 4 and 3.
And, yes, I did laugh out loud when my 3 year old informed me that I ruined his life!
I'm glad you laughed at that, because I laughed reading it. My 4yo told me I was lazy the other day, all because I put bubbles in his bath. When did bubbles become a symbol of laziness instead of fun?!
ReplyDeleteOh, just you wait!
ReplyDeletejust wait until they are teens.....:)
ReplyDeleteyeah my teen says "gee I worked 89 1/2 hours these past 2 weeks after I pay for insurance can I buy speakers for my car" and "oh mom I brought you the first stew I ever made so you can try it" he also randomly drops the fbomb and eyes cute girls teens have a bad rap but they do come out of it 11 was bad until he turned 16 hehehe
ReplyDeleteYesterday Alexander called me a jerk. I told him not to talk to his mother like that. He said "I hate you," and stormed off. I laughed too!
ReplyDeleteIf you get them to where they say you ruined their life, you've struck parenting gold!
ReplyDeleteAren't kids the best!! They just make you want to take some valium and hide in a small dark room.
ReplyDeleteWierd...my 5 year old said that to her older brother the other day...the whole life thAng. If they only knew just how much better it is going to get.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I have gotten the "this is the worst day of my life" before. I have to laugh at that one too.
ReplyDeleteThey say the funniest things sometimes.
Too funny. I love that you always write these fun sayings down. I need to get better at that.
ReplyDeletemy 6 year old is always saying, "You just don't understand!" no one ever told me that little boys can act like teenage girls!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny, I've heard that one too.
ReplyDeleteThose are funny and I hear similar things from my 7 year old a lot. He's actually went as far as to tell me that I am NOT his mom, it's all a lie, he was not in my stomach, etc. lol He's always telling me he's going to find a new mom, and I'm the meanest ever {and I'm actually way too easy on him}. He also says "worst day ever" a lot!
ReplyDeleteIt seems kids go through the Trying Threes every couple years!!!
ReplyDeleteThey do come up with some intersting stuff at this age don't they?
ReplyDeleteI always tell my son that "I never talked to my mommy like that!" Doesn't work! LOL
Have a great day...:)
Ahhh..the drama!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, funny! How did I miss this post? Alex has told me before that I've ruined his life! Just wait until he's older...LOL!
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