...you spend $35 on a thermometer that will take your kids' temperatures while they are sleeping.
...you carry said thermometer in your pocket on those days that everyone is feeling a bit 'icky.'
...you think wax paper is a perfectly acceptable plate (though you consider yourself to be environmentally superior and would never stoop to buying paper plates). ;)
...you know that snails make wonderful pets because they are low maintenance and easily replaceable.
...you think it's all worth it for these ones: