- "Hey Sis...why does Mama keep blowing on our food before she feeds us? That is really weird, right?"
- "And what is the deal with our tushies and tummies? Everytime we take a bath it is practically all Mama can talk about in that syrupy baby voice!"
- "Don't get me started with the poop! Why in the world do you think Mama is collecting it and saving it in those little tubes? I've heard of baby keepsakes but really, she is taking it too far!"*
* For the record, I'm collecting stool samples for some lab tests. Fun stuff, huh?