...the back of your car resembles a sports' locker.
...you think it's perfectly acceptable to add body wash to the inflatable pool in the backyard and call it bath time. (Oh, yes, I did!)
...a trip to the grocery store all by yourself is considered a luxury.
...you consider a trip to your mother's house a better vacation than Hawaii because your mom will cook and clean and watch the kids!
...time is measured in the lengths of TV shows like "This road trip will take 7 Diegos."
...in researching potential pets, you consider urine output an important factor because you know the cage won't be cleaned as frequently as you'd like.
...the only writing instruments you can find in your purse have cartoon characters, hearts or Star Wars figures on them.
...you think it's all worth it for these ones: